So far this customer has offered me:
1. Beer
2. Marijuana
3. Water
4. An old tin Miller Light sign
5. More Marijuana
6. Blue Gatorade
7. Beer, again
8. Grass. No, not drugs, actual sod.
9. …which brings us back to marijuana.
10. A copy of his Tejano band’s CD

Gotta love happy customers, especially at 10am. Or, as he already said, “it’s 5:00 somewhere, right?”