I just finished doing some work for a customer, and I even did a little extra to help her out that wasn’t part of my job. She just so happened to be the mother of one of my High School classmates. She was so ecstatic once I was done that she exclaimed “Now if you had some Wesson Oil on you, I’d be in Heaven!” My initial thought was “How forward and inappropriate of you, m’am. What would your daughter think!” Then I realized she was cooking for Thanksgiving and was merely short an ingredient. She did give me a piece of her pie on my way out the door, however. I’m going to try not to read into that one.