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Tag Archives: Funny

Imagination

Yesterday, I had to do an install. It was 106 degrees, and much of it was outside. The customers’ daughter followed me from spot to spot, telling me everything about everything.…

  • children,
  • Funny,
  • imagination,
  • Spooky,
  • work

The Six Stages

Here’s the six stages of my mourning… er, “morning”.…

  • Coffee,
  • Funny,
  • Wakeup,
  • work

The Christmas Cable Guy

Even as a Cable Guy, I get to play Santa on Christmas.…

  • Christmas,
  • Funny,
  • Santa,
  • work

Sleight of Hand

The most uncomfortable yet most common question from customers lately:
“So, what do you think of this election?”…

  • Funny,
  • Politics,
  • work

FIRE!

So, I had my bike running, purring like a kitten at idle and roaring like a…

  • Funny,
  • Motorcycle

“Squirrel”

I knock on the customer’s door. “Just a minute”, he says. I hear the cacophony of…

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  • Gross,
  • work
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